What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Can men and women be friends?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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